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March 4th, 2008

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09:52 am - Intercon H Report Part 1
On Sunday, I played in 10 Bad Modules. My character LOU had a tendancy to write bad fanfic about her characters, so here is what I wrote during the rules briefing.

It is NOT work safe. As requested, I am transcribing it as written, including spelling and grammar errors and strikeouts. The footnotes are new for the transcribed version.

The Winter Court

Undosiala1 looked around at the dead mafiosi strewn around her. She picked up the bloody toothpick and stuck it back to behind her left ear. In strolled Hillary Clinton. "Oh Undosiala, Make me feel like no female democratic contender for the throne like no democratic contender for the throne has felt before." They made hot sweaty pulsating love.

Undosiala returned to building her half elven, death ray. It was fully finished and portable. It was powered by the magica fusion engine/dildo Undosiala kept warm between her name2 legs at all times. You know in, her private place.

Undosiala looked up to at her fifteen olympic gold medals, her Nobel peace prize and her Eagle scout merit badge.

She reflected back on the time She single hadedly saved Father McNigh3. as he was being sodomized by the barbed wire gang. There he was, roped over the saddle bare assed with them hooting and hollering "whoa doggie! we're gonna have some sweet priests ass tonight!"


1One of my character's characters. She was a half elven princess.
2The GMs were saying something about name badges at the time and I got distracted.
3A different character in the game, used without that player's knowledge or permission.

If I get at least 10 replies asking me to, I will continue with occasional continuations of The Winter Court.
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From:[info]ferretd
Date:March 4th, 2008 03:21 pm (UTC)
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You are a strange strange man and I am pleased to call you "friend".
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From:[info]natbudin
Date:March 4th, 2008 04:04 pm (UTC)
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OMFG!!!

Mike, you rock. I didn't end up reading all of this during the game (because my character got horribly offended after the first paragraph, as is his wont), but I'm glad you posted it so I got to read the whole thing now. :)

(Full disclosure: I played the character who played Father McNigh.)
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From:[info]ambug666
Date:March 4th, 2008 04:24 pm (UTC)
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And as far as my character is concerned, it's in game cannon and she would get very upset if you didn't accept that.
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From:[info]artful_username
Date:March 4th, 2008 04:26 pm (UTC)
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It disturbed me then, it disturbs me now. And I like it. :)

More!
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From:[info]dance_shiva
Date:March 4th, 2008 06:07 pm (UTC)
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Ouch...

Help...

...more please...
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From:[info]sophistbastard
Date:March 4th, 2008 10:28 pm (UTC)
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The people demand fic!
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From:[info]flaviarassen
Date:March 5th, 2008 05:17 am (UTC)
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How many replies to get you to stop?
Oh, wait -
damn it!


(heehee)
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From:[info]castalusoria
Date:March 9th, 2008 01:14 am (UTC)
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This fanfic is, in fact, better than that which it was intended to mock.

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