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December 29th, 2008
05:04 pm - The Wachovia Saga Continues
I got another letter from L. Mynah today. Since the last one was a fun filled laugh a minute fest, I thought I'd post this one too. Verbatim.
Dear MICHAEL K. YOUNG
Thank you for the recent inquiry regarding the 24-Hrs Banking Card deposit in the amount of $1650.00, which was attempted on 10/21/2008. You reported that the deposit has been credited to your account in the amount of $0.00.
We have researched your account and our records show that your account was credited for this deposit in the amount of $1650.00 on 10/21/2008. Your deposit consisted of two checks for $800.00 and a $50.00 check. Your total deposit has been credited.
Sincerely,
L. Mynah
This one is much closer to what actually happened, but is still wrong. But what's funny is that it was sent to me THE DAY AFTER THE PREVIOUS LETTER. I wonder if L. Mynah actually reads what crosses its desk, or just types whatever random words comes into its head.
We could totally make this a Mad Lib.
Dear [NAME]
Thank you for the recent inquiry regarding the 24-Hrs Banking Card deposit in the amount of [NOUN], which was attempted on [HOLIDAY]. You reported that the deposit has been [VERB PAST TENSE] to your account in the amount of [NOUN].
We have researched your account and our records show that your account was [VERB PAST TENSE] for this deposit in the amount of [NOUN] on [HOLIDAY]. Your deposit consisted of two [PLURAL NOUN] and a [NOUN]. Your total deposit has been [VERB].
[ADVERB],
L. Mynah
Go for it! I want to see your results.
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![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/43007261/146278) | | From: | ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) auror |
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| Date: | December 29th, 2008 10:12 pm (UTC) |
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Dear Metallica,
Thank you for the recent inquiry regarding the 24-Hrs Banking Card deposit in the amount of one teenager, which was attempted on All Soul's Day. You reported that the deposit has been indoctrinated to your account in the amount of a space shuttle.
We have researched your account and our records show that your account was rickrolled for this deposit in the amount of a tin foil hat on Boxing Day. Your deposit consisted of two pan fried peking raviolis and an extra branal entity. Your total deposit has been googled.
lecherously,
L. Mynah
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/55820966/1291134) | | From: | ambug666 |
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| Date: | December 29th, 2008 10:17 pm (UTC) |
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Yeah, they rickrolled my account alright. :)
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/54318346/1057826) | | From: | evcelt |
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| Date: | December 29th, 2008 11:04 pm (UTC) |
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Dear Mr. Carter
Thank you for the recent inquiry regarding the 24-Hrs Banking Card deposit in the amount of 666 YigDollars, which was attempted on Roodmass. You reported that the deposit has been evoked to your account in the amount of 10 Mi-Go Pesos.
We have researched your account and our records show that your account was driven to insanity for this deposit in the amount of 13 1/2 Ghoulies on the Feast of the Yellow Sign. Your deposit consisted of two deep ones and a byakhee. Your total deposit has been eaten by a shoggoth.
Squamously,
L. Mynah
Awesome, insanely awesome!
Dear Tristan
Thank you for the recent inquiry regarding the 24-Hrs Banking Card deposit in the amount of TREE, which was attempted on CINCO DE MAYO. You reported that the deposit has been BACKSTROKED to your account in the amount of BEARD.
We have researched your account and our records show that your account was SAW for this deposit in the amount of EGGPLANT on ARBOR DAY. Your deposit consisted of two VANS and a CANDLE. Your total deposit has been TRIPPED.
ANIMATEDLY,
L. Mynah
Dear HOLY R. EMPIRE
Thank you for the recent inquiry regarding the 24-Hrs Banking Card deposit in the amount of spleen, which was attempted on Armistice Day. You reported that the deposit has been buffaloed to your account in the amount of ampersand.
We have researched your account and our records show that your account was laid to waste for this deposit in the amount of Wankel rotary engine on St. Trophimus' Day. Your deposit consisted of two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Your total deposit has been lobotomized.
Very,
L. Mynah
Dear Lollipop,
Thank you for the recent inquiry regarding the 24-Hrs Banking Card deposit in the amount of fun, which was attempted on Talk-Like-a-Pirate Day. You reported that the deposit has been squeegeed to your account in the amount of Play-Dough.
We have researched your account and our records show that your account was ensorceled for this deposit in the amount of pudding on Spiro Agnew's birthday. Your deposit consisted of two wanks and a siesta. Your total deposit has been blockaded.
Sleepy,
L. Mynah |
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